The day after our latest visit to Cerro Gordo
we were given a
six week old short white haired, blue eyed, Bwana Dusty weather
forecasting device. He’s a bit young to detect outdoor weather,
but he’s doing a good job of detecting the weather indoors. My
little three pound Bwana Dusty Darwin F. Cat, is sleeping on a
comforter on the rocker in my office. From the way he is laying on
his back, I can tell he's detecting the weather to be rather warm.
Since I haven't been in here much today, and it has actually been
cooler outside (in the 80's as opposed to the 90's of the past few
days) I don't have the air on and Bwana Dusty Darwin, who is
learning to answer to the name
"Darwin",
is correctly detecting that it is hot. The thermometer on the wall
above my computer is saying 85 degrees.
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Our
little Bwana Dusty Darwin F. Cat contemplates a forecast. |
Downloaded from the original unofficial Darwin
website, thanks to Dezdan, is the manual to the
Bwana DustyTM
Weather Forecasting Device. It remains to be seen if my Bwana Dusty
Darwin F. Cat will live up to his name. We should know in about a
year when he reaches 10 pounds.
from
Irv's unofficial Darwin
webite
http://members.aol.com/dierdorff/darwin/index.html
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Bwana
Dusty as weather-forecasting device
If
the phone lines are down (which happens every second
thunderstorm or so), you can't glean local weather
conditions from the Internet. (No, cell phones don't work in
Darwin; stop trying to second guess me.)
A satellite dish might be
able to pick up some semblance of local weather, but we
don't have one, so we can't. You can't receive local radio
stations out of Bishop or Lone Pine unless you drive to the
top of a hill, five or so miles away. You can get a
five-word weather report every hour or so on Thunder Country
FM out of Ridgecrest, but it's generic and useless. So, in a pinch we've devised
a way to use Bwana Dusty as a weather-forecasting aid. If
you don't have Bwana Dusty around (which chances are, you
won't--because she's our cat), you can use a small pet of
your choice.
The emphasis here is on small. Anything too big, say German
Shepard size, would interfere with forecast accuracy.
Anything too small--say, gerbil size--would have an opposite
deleterious affect. If you don't have a suitably sized
animal, we have provided a likeness of Bwana to the left.
Simply download the image, cut it out, and using heavy-duty
glue of some sort, paste the image artistically onto a
smoothish rock weighing about seven to 10 pounds. Next
attach a six-inch piece of yarn or string to the rock with
duct tape. Now you have a Bwana Dusty Weather RockTM.
How
to use Bwana to forecast the weather
If you use your pet to forecast Darwin
weather, please substitute its name whenever we mention
"Bwana Dusty" in the following instructions. If
you're using a Bwana Dusty Weather RockTM, please
substitute "Bwana Dusty Weather RockTM"
whenever we mention "Bwana Dusty." It's that
simple!
Put Bwana Dusty outside; if you don't put Bwana Dusty
outside, your weather forecast will be unreliable and
possibly totally inaccurate. Watch her through a convenient
window. (Here's a tip: If the weather's really inclement--i.e.,
a force-three hurricane--Bwana might be slightly hesitant
about leaving the toasty confines of the relatively
weatherproof human dwelling unit. In a case like this, you
might employ a helper to hold the door open against the
gale, while you gently toss her outside.)
Usually no more than a few seconds, and certainly no more
than a minute, are needed to use Bwana to check weather
conditions:
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If
Bwana casts a distinct shadow, it's sunny; if it's
indistinct, it's partly cloudy or foggy.
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Is
she wet? Then it's raining.
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Is
she wet, and is her fur all ruffled and moving? It's
raining and windy. (In the case of a weather rock, the
yarn tail will be moving and wet.)
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Did
she start rolling and tumbling very fast, quickly moving
away from you, quickly disappearing from view? Chances
are, it's very windy.
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Is
only her head visible above water? It's raining very
hard. Seek higher ground.
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Was
Bwana swept away by swift-moving muddy brown water? I'd
say it was a flash flood.
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If
covered with snow, it's snowing.
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If
she starts panting, it's hot. (In the case of a Bwana
Dusty Weather RockTM, you would actually need
to venture outside and feel the rock after a few minutes
exposure.)
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If
she catches on fire, it's very hot and perhaps not a
weather phenomenon. Check for nearby mushroom clouds or
fast-approaching celestial bodies.
Once
you get the hang of it, you can more accurately define very
short-lived phenomena or weather conditions peculiar to your
section of the country. For example, tornadoes are very rare
in Darwin, so we have not included a description of how you could
tell you were experiencing one by watching Bwana Dusty.
However, having seen tornadoes on TV, I would assume that
Bwana Dusty--being smaller than an average human--would
become airborne much sooner than you, giving you ample time
to escape. Unlike a hurricane-force gale (see previous
weather forecasting tips), Bwana would not be blown
sideways; in a tornado we would expect to see her rapidly
rotating around the storm's unseen vortex, along with rocks,
mailboxes, jars of Gummi Bears, cellular phones, women's
compacts, unattended ashtrays and the like.
Bwana
Dusty versus the Mojave Wind Sock
Several old-time
Mojave Desert
residents argue that only a
Mojave Desert
wind sock--a double semi's tire chain bolted to a car-sized
boulder--will better survive severe area winds. We agree,
but it's still no substitute for the more-detailed
information in less-inclement conditions obtained from the
deployment of Bwana Dusty. After some experimentation, we
endorse a two-tiered approach, Bwana and the Mojave wind
sock. If Bwana Dusty disappears suddenly upon introduction
into the outside environment, it's high time to observe the
Mojave Desert
wind sock.
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If
the chain is unmoving and the car-sized boulder is still
in its original position, don't worry. Bwana Dusty has
some emergency exploring to do and has simply left your
field of view. Perhaps she saw a bird or an ant to
torment.
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If
the truck tire chain is gently flapping, in a
ca-chink-ca-chink kind of way against the boulder, a
mild Mojave breeze is up. At this point, if Bwana is
still among the living, it would be best to let her back
in immediately.
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If
the tire chain is straight out, not in any way rattling
against the rock, it is time to board up the windows
with one-inch exterior ply (while wearing a flak jacket
and OSHA-approved head gear).
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If
the tire chain and/or rock is gone, a moderate Mojave
gale is in the making. Forget about the one-inch ply and
grab some rope. Strap loved members of the family to
phone poles that have not broken, D-9 rippers or large
earth-moving equipment. The lee side please!
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Desert
humor is often an exaggeration. Never subject your living
"Bwana Dusty" to dangerous situations. Instead,
use either the
Bwana Dusty Weather RockTM
or Mojave
Desert wind sock described above.
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Dr. Erasmus Darwin French
The town of Darwin,
Calif.,
is
named for Dr.
Erasmus Darwin French, who chose to go by his middle name.
He was born in New York
State
in 1822. Dr.
French was a physician who came to California in 1846 with
General Stephen W. Kearny’s expedition during the Mexican War and
fought in the battle of San Pasqual. When the war ended he settled
in Tejon Ranch raising cattle. Here he ran into survivors of Death Valley
49’ers party.
Their tales of a gunsight made from float that was found at the base
of a mountain of silver in the Mojave desert, intrigued him.
Dr. French took off with
three companions and an Indian guide in search of the Lost Gunsight
Mine in September of 1850. They explored the wash which would be
named after him, and Panamint
Valley
with no luck. He settled back into cattle ranching in San Jose, then moved to Chico. The Lost
Gunsight still troubled him and he was determined to find it.
In 1860 he took off with a company of 12 men for the Coso
Range
east of Little
Lake, finding ore bearing ledges they named Silver
Mountain, but no
Gunsight. The falls, the canyon they were in, and the town that
later sprang up were named
Darwin
in his honor.
Although he never found the legendary mine he was obsessed
with, Darwin French settled down as a farmer in Poway, San Diego
County
and had some
success as a politician. He was elected a county supervisor and
chairman, in 1870. When he was 77 years old he tried his hand at
writing a short patriotic book “The Power of Destiny Revealed in
our War with Spain
and the Philippines.” His life
came to an end while in Ensenada, Mexico,
in 1902.
Bibliography
Death Valley
in ‘49
by
William Lewis Manly
Edited
by Leroy & Jean Johnson. Foreword by Patricia Nelson Limerick
Santa Clara
University
Heyday
Books
The Silver Seekers
by
Remi Nadeau
Crest
Publishers
http://www.explorehistoricalif.com/darwin.html
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